What's with people?

Yeah I pee in the shower...
Quite frankly I take personal offence to those who don’t.
To me, these “people” are on the same level as those who don’t laugh at the laddergoat youtube clip (haven’t seen it? watch here), don’t believe in ghosts or aliens, don’t like the Ace Ventura movies and “prefer a cheeseboard over dessert any day of the week”. My blood boils.

Firstly, how can anyone honestly say that they haven’t/don’t/can’t/won’t pee in the shower? It’s economical, practical, and to be perfectly honest, enjoyable. I mean, you save on flush water, ladies save on toilet paper and you save on time and since time is money and since you’re saving money on water and toilet paper you could take your shower pee savings and buy something quite nice. You could even take the money and go out drinking. After all, the more you drink, the more you pee, the more you save...or something like that. I’m not a numbers person - don’t even get me started on them.

As a child I was always taught to respect other people’s opinions, but when other people’s opinions are stupid I tend to forget all that I was taught and resent them instead.

I can handle people from all religions and belief systems. We were all raised a certain way and have different views when it comes to God. I don’t have a strong opinion on the big bang theory (the actual big bang theory, not the show. I definitely have an opinion of the show...HATE it and yet watch it because it’s the only thing on and laugh reluctantly then end up hating myself) versus the Bible. I don’t judge the goths and the hippies and the drag queens and the whores - wear what you like, do who you like. But when you tell me that you can’t stand the Ace Ventura movies, you had better be ready for some serious personal questioning. Worship who you will, wear what you like, sleep with whomever you please, but when I suggest you watch laddergoat on youtube, you had better laugh or you are dead to me. There are some things I just can’t accept.

People who don’t believe in aliens. I mean, come on! You honestly think that we are the only planet in the universe with life? Really? You think there is not another planet much smarter than us just popping in for shits and giggles? Considering there are millions of demonic looking little creatures in our clothes and bedsheets that can’t even be seen with the human eye, then think what there is in the rest of the universe. There have been countless alien spotting - pictures, videos, audio - and yet people still say ‘No...can’t be”. No one has ever taken a photo of God and yet billions of people still believe in Him.

This rant was never going anywhere really, except to say that sometimes people are just so unbelievable that it makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with them.